HELPER - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

"Kya mechanic ne tumhein sab kuch samjha diya hai?" Kaam khatam honay k baad foreman ne naye helper se poocha jiss ka aaj pehla din tha.
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"Ji haan janab! Uss ne mujhay achi tarah samjha diya hai." Helper ne jawab diya.
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"Bohat khoob." Foreman khush hua. "Acha kya kya bataya tha?"
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"Janab uss ne kaha tha k jab main aap ko aata daikhon to ussay foran jaga doon."