CHEWING GUM - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Do (2) aadmi rail k dabbay mein aamnay saamnay baithay huye thay, kuch dair baad unn mein se aik bola: "Muaf kijiye ga main kuch ooncha sunta hoon lekin aaj to aisa maloom ho raha hai k jaisay main bilkul hi behra ho gaya hoon. Aap itni dair se batein kar rahay hein aur mujhay kuch sunaee hi nahi day raha."
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Doosra aadmi: "Janab main batein nahi kar raha balkeh chewing gum chaba raha hoon."