One day David came home from work to find his wife painting one side
of the car blue.
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She'd divided the car neatly in half and had already painted the other side bright yellow.
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"What on earth are you doing?" asked David.
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"Simple!" she replied. "You know I've had so many accidents and I always get caught due to the statements of the witnesses in court. Now, if I have an accident, you watch them fight it out trying to decide what color car caused the accident!"
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She'd divided the car neatly in half and had already painted the other side bright yellow.
.
"What on earth are you doing?" asked David.
.
"Simple!" she replied. "You know I've had so many accidents and I always get caught due to the statements of the witnesses in court. Now, if I have an accident, you watch them fight it out trying to decide what color car caused the accident!"
