THANKS - VERY VERY FUNNY OFFICE WORKER JOKES

Office worker: "Sir?"
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Boss: "Yes? What is it now?"
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Office worker: "Please can I have a day off next week to do some late Christmas shopping with my wife and our six kids?"
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Boss: "Certainly not!"
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Office worker: "I knew you'd be understanding, sir. Thanks for getting me out of that terrible chore."