BUDDHU WAKEEL - HILARIOUS WAKEEL URDU JOKE

Amerca mein aik mashhoor wakeel aik shakhs ka muqadima larr raha tha. Jiss per pachas lakh (50,00,000) dollars churanay ka ilzam tha.
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Apni behas mein uss ne judge ko mukhatib kar k kaha: "Main saabit kar chuka hoon k mera moakkal be-qasoor hai aur uss ne pachas lakh (50,00,000) dollars hargiz nahi churaye, agar iss k paas itni raqam hoti to kya yeh mujh jaisay buddhu wakeel ki khidmaat hasil karta."