CHAAND - VERY VERY FUNNY MAA URDU JOKE

Maa ne apnay naujawan betay ko aawaz di: "Beta! Neechay aa jao, itni raat gaye tak chhat per kya kar rahay ho?"
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"Ammi chaand dekh raha hoon." Betay ne bahana banatay huye kaha.
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Maa boli: "Beta bohat dair ho gaee hai. Tum bhi neechay aa jao aur chaand se bhi kaho k apnay ghar jaye."