ALLAH KI GAEY - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Beta (baap se): "Abbu! Meray seeng kion nahi hein?"
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Baap: "Kion betay? Tumharay seeng kion hon gay?"
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Beta: "Magar abbu master sahb to mujhay allah miyyan ki gaey kehtay hein."