Ustad (shagird se): "Jumla banao! 'Meray munh mein paani bhar aaya'."
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Shagird: "Jab main ne nalkay ko munh lagaya to meray munh mein paani bhar aaya."
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Shagird: "Jab main ne nalkay ko munh lagaya to meray munh mein paani bhar aaya."
FUNNY JOKES AND ONE LINERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!