GAEY KI NISHANI - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik dehati ki gaey gum ho gaee.
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Woh thanay mein report karwanay chala gaya.
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Sepahi ne dehati se poocha: "Tumhari khoee huee gaye ki koi nishani hai?"
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Dehati thorri dair sochnay k baad bola: "Ji sarkar! Woh chaltay huye dum hilati hai."