AISA KAISAY - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Biwi (shikayat aamez lehjay mein): "Yeh apnay saamnay walay dekhay hein, kya mian biwi ko jorri hai, main dekhti hoon har roz subh khawand apni biwi ki peshani ko choom kar jata hai. Bhala tum aisa kion nahi kartay ho?"
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Khawand: "Main aisa kaisay kar sakta hoon, main to uss ko biwi ko janta bhi nahi."