NUMBER - HILARIOUS BIWI URDU JOKE

Biwi dokandar se: "Mujhay apnay khawand k liye kalaf lagay collar chahiye hein, main chahti

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Dokandar baat kaat kar: "Number?"
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Biwi: "Number to khair mujhay yaad nahi, magar mera haath in ki gardan per poora aa jata