SHOQEEN - HILARIOUS HUSBAND AND WIFE URDU JOKE

Aik shaadi shuda jorra football ka bohat shoqeen tha.
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Aik raat mian biwi apnay mustaqbil k baaray mein baat kar rahay thay.
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Biwi ne pyar se poocha: "Agar main mar gaee aur aap ko doosri shaadi karni parray to kya aap donon issi ghar mein rahein gay?"
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Khawand ne jawab diya: "Mera khayal hai k han. Kion k yeh issi liye to khareeda gaya hai."
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Biwi ne poocha: "Hamari garri ka kya hoga? Kya aap donon issay istimal karein gay."
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Khawand ne jawab diya: "Kion nahi bhaee, yeh issi liye to khareedi gaee hai."
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Biwi ne phir aik sawal kar diya: "Meri football k video cassettes k kya hoga? Kya aap ussay meri football cassettes dekhnay dein gay?"
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Nahi, nahi, woh to cricket matches ki shoqeen hai." Khawand ne besaakhta jawab diya.