ABBA JAAN - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik chhoti se larki ghar mein chilla chilla kar dua maang rahi thi: "Ay khuda! Mujhay achi se gurriya la day. Mujhay aik chhoti se cycle la day."
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Barri behan ne danta: "Aahista bolo, khuda behra to nahi hai."
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Chhoti larki boli: "Magar abba jaan to behray hein."