A doctor was called in to see a rather testy aristocrat.
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"Well, sir, what's the matter?" he asked cheerily.
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"That, sir," growled the patient, "is for you to find out."
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"I see," said the doctor thoughtfully.
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"Well, if you'll excuse me for an hour or so I'll go along and fetch a friend of mine - a veterinarian. He is the only chap I know who can make a diagnosis without asking questions."
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"Well, sir, what's the matter?" he asked cheerily.
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"That, sir," growled the patient, "is for you to find out."
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"I see," said the doctor thoughtfully.
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"Well, if you'll excuse me for an hour or so I'll go along and fetch a friend of mine - a veterinarian. He is the only chap I know who can make a diagnosis without asking questions."
