Old meaning of sorry: "I won't do it again."
New meaning of sorry: "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful..."
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking ...
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. "Wow!," said her father, "That wa...
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On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, h...
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come on Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl anno...
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitch...
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