HILARIOUS URDU JOKES - JUMMAY KA KHUTBA

Pathan Jumma ki namaz parh kar ghar aaya aur khushi se biwi ko goud mein utha kar joomnay laga.
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Biwi: "Kiya molvi sahab ne Jumma ka khutba biwi k huqooq per diya hai?"
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Pathan: "Nahi... nahi, Molvi sahab ne kaha hai k jo shakhs duniya mein apni takleef khushi khushi uthaye ga woh seedha Jannat mein jaye ga."