When Johnny was working as a salesman at a supermarket, he noticed that
before choosing a melon, shoppers would hold the fruit up to their ears and
knock on it.
He never knew what they expected to hear.
One day he asked a shopper. "Son," the man replied, "I've been doing this for forty years. All I know is that if you just pick up a melon and put it your bag, everybody looks at you as if you're crazy."
He never knew what they expected to hear.
One day he asked a shopper. "Son," the man replied, "I've been doing this for forty years. All I know is that if you just pick up a melon and put it your bag, everybody looks at you as if you're crazy."