AS IF YOU'RE CRAZY - REALLY FUNNY FRUITS JOKES

When Johnny was working as a salesman at a supermarket, he noticed that before choosing a melon, shoppers would hold the fruit up to their ears and knock on it.
He never knew what they expected to hear.
One day he asked a shopper. "Son," the man replied, "I've been doing this for forty years. All I know is that if you just pick up a melon and put it your bag, everybody looks at you as if you're crazy."

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