TOO MUCH - VERY VERY FUNNY JOKES

The employee stormed angrily into the cashier's office. "What's the meaning of this? I just counted my pay and it's a dollar short!"
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The cashier examined the envelope, then checked his records.
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"Last week we paid you a dollar more. You didn't complain then, did you?"
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"Look" said the employee. "An occasional mistake I can overlook, but two in a row is too much!"