Malik (naukar se): "Main ne tum se kaha tha k chawal murghi k bachay ko daal do, tum
ne billi ko daal diye hein?"
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Naukar: "Janab! Murghi ka bacha billi k pait mein hai."
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Naukar: "Janab! Murghi ka bacha billi k pait mein hai."
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