MAIN NAEE HOON - HILARIOUS HINDI JOKES

Larki: "Jab bhi main tumhein phone karti hoon, tum shave kar rahay hotay ho. Tum din mein kitni dafa shave kartay ho?"
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Larka: "30/40 dafa."
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Larki: "Tum pagal ho kay?"
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Larka: "Nahi main naee hoon."