I AM SORRY - VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik dehati mooli kha raha tha.
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Aik angraiz uss se takra gaya.
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Angraiz: "I am sorry."
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Dehati: "Saari maangta hai, main tujhay aadhi bhi nahi don go."