FIRQAY - RELIGIOUS JOKE

Aik sahab ne aalim-e-din se poocha:
                                                      "Angraiz akela ho to?"
Aalim:
         "Bor ho ga."
Admi:
        "Do hon to?"
Aalim:
        "Shart laga lein gay."
Admi:
        "Teen hon to?"
Aalim:
         "Parliment bana lein gay."
Admi:
        "Issi tarah hindu k baray mein aap ki kya raye hai?"
Aalim:
         "Hindu aik ho to sazshi hota hai, do hon to nuniye hotay hein, teen hon to jallad ban jatay hein."
Admi:
         "Musalmanon k baray mein kya raye hai?"
Aalim:
         "Musalman aik ho to bahadur hota hai, do hon to faislay mein ullajh jatay hein, aur agar teen hon to firqay bana letay hein."