VERY FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES - POLICEMAN

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
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After looking the man over he says: "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
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The man gets really indignant and says: "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

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