VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - NEWTON

Class mein science teacher bachon ko Newton ka waqeya suna rahi thi: "Aik din Newton baagh mein saib k darakht k neechay baitha tha k uss k sar per aik saib aa gira aur youn uss ne kashish-e-saqal ka usool daryaft kiya."
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Phir teacher ne bachon se poocha: "Aap ne iss baat se kya sabaq haasil kiya?"
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Pappu bola: "Yehi k school se ghayeb hona kitni achi baat hai, agar Newton uss din school gaya hota to yeh usool kabhi daryaft na hota."