FUNNY URDU JOKES - ANDA KIS MURGHI KA HO

Hotel mein gahak ne waiter ko nakhwat bharay lehjay mein bulaya aur kaha: "Fry anday lay kar aao, zyada kachay hon na zyada pakkay, unhein ultay mat karna, ghee zyada daalna, donon per zara sa namak daal dena, kaali mirch mat chirrakna, zardi sakht na honay dena aur neechay se jallay huye na hon."
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Order sun'nay k baad bhi waiter kharra raha to unn sahb ne ghussay se kaha: "Yahan kharray kya kar rahay ho? Jatay kion nahi ho?"
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Waiter ne jawab diya: "Sir! Anday kis murghi k hon? Yeh bhi bata dein."