VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SADA LOH DEHATI

Aik dehati k paon per pagal kuttay ne kaat liya.
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Woh shehar mein aik surgeon k paas gaya aur ussay apna zakham dikhaya.
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Sergeon ne zakham daikh kar kaha: "Iss zakham k gosht ko kaatna parray ga, jiss k chaar hazaar (4,000) rupay lagein gay."
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Dehati ghussay se bola: "Wah ji wah! Kuttay ne muft kaata tha aur aap kaatnay k chaar hazaar (4,000) rupay maang rahay hein."