VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - AMMI ABBU

Ustad (Pappu se): "Kal tum school kion nahi aaye?"
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Pappu: "Janab! Kal meray ammi abbu ki laraee ho gaee thi."
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Ustad: "Tum kya kar rahay thay?"
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Pappu: "Janab! Main jootiyaan pakrra raha tha."