VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - NAEE NAWELI DULHAN

Naee naweli dulhan koi kaam na karti thi jabkeh shaadi ko aik maah ho gaya aur uss ne kaam ko haath tak na lagaya tha.
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Dulha waldain ki ikloti aulad tha.
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Tang aa kar maa betay ne aik mansooba banaya.
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Subh uthay to dono ne haath mein aik aik jharroo pakarr li aur larrnay lagay.
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Maa kehti 'jharroo main doon gi', beta kehta 'nahi main doon ga'.
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Unn ka khayal tha k dulhan yeh sun kar khud jharroo denay lagay gi.
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Bahu ne shor suna to kamray se uth kar aaee aur larrnay ki wajah poochi aur sun kar kehnay lagi: "Iss mein larrnay ki kya baat hai Ammi! Aik din jharroo aap diya karein aik din yeh dein gay."