VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - GHAREEB SHAER

Aik ghareeb shaer sarrak per taqreeban bhagtay huye ja raha tha.
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Aik adeeb dost ne unhein preshan daikha to rok kar wajah poochi.
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Shaer sahb saans drust kartay huye bolay: "Meri biwi beemar hai, main kafan dafan ka intazaam karnay walon k paas ja raha hoon."
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Dost ne herani se poocha: "Hazrat doctor k paas ya kafan dafan walon k paas?"
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Shaer ne udas lehjay mein jawab diya: "Tum se kya parda yar, tum to jantay ho k main bohat ghareeb hoon. Beech k dalaal ki fees ka bar bardasht nahi kar sakta."