FUNNY URDU JOKES - PAKISTANI AND AMERICAN

Aik pakistani ne America mein jalaibiyan bananay ka kaam shuru kiya to aik American rozana iss se paanch (5) kilo jalaibiyan khareed kar lay jata.
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Aik din Pakistani ne uss se poocha: "Aap itni jalaibiyon ka kya kartay hein?"
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American ne jawab diya: "Ham yeh jan'na chahtay hein k inn tubes mein tum rass kaisay bhartay ho?"