FUNNY URDU JOKES - QAYYAMAT

Aik afeemi qabarsitan mein jhoomta hua chala ja raha tha k aik tooti huee qabar mein gir gaya aur girtay hi ussay neend aa gaee.
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Doosray din subh ko woh utha to apnay aap ko qabaristan mein daikh kar ta'ajjub se bola: "Ghazab khuda ka! Qayyamat aa gaee aur sirf main hi zinda ho kar qabar se nikla hoon, baaqi sab bekhabar so rahay hein."