FUNNY URDU JOKES - GHALAT FEHMI

Larki: Main jab bhi tumhen call karun tum shave kar rahe hote ho. Tum din mein kitni dafa shave karte ho?
Larka: Yehi koi 30, 40 dafa.
Larki: Kya tum pagal ho?
Larka: Nahin. Main naai hun!