YEH HUEE NA BAAT - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Bhikaari: "Allah k naam per day do baba."
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Bachi: "Main tumhein baba nazar aati hoon?"
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Bhikaari: "Allah k naam per day do beta."
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Bachi: "Main tumhein beta nazar aati hoon?"
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Bhikaari: "Allah k naam per day do beti."
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Bachi: "Mera naam Ruqaiyya hai."
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Bhikaari: "Allah k naam per day do beti Ruqaiyya."
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Bachi (khush ho kar): "Yeh huee na baat. Jao muaf karo baba."