JAWAB - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Ustad (shagird se): "Main tum se itni dair se sawal ka jawab pooch raha hoon, tum jawab kion nahi detay ho?"
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Shagird (masoomiyat se): "Meri ammi mana karti hein keh barron k saamnay jawab nahi dena chahiye."