YAHAN KOI AUR HAI - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sardar ji paharr ki sair karnay gaye.
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Unn k sar mein samaee keh paharr ki choti tak pohncha jaye.
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Charrhaee charrhtay charrhtay unn ka paon phisla aur neechay lurrakhnay lagay.
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Achanak unn ka haath aik jhaarri per parra aur woh ussay daboch kar ruk gaye.
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Neechay nigaah dorraee to hazaaron feet gehraee, bohat preshani k aalam mein latkay aawaazein detay rahay magar wahan koi hota to unn ki aawaaz sunta.
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Achanak unhein khayal aaya keh "Wah Guru" ko yaad kiya jaye.
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Wo hi aakhri sahara hein.
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Sardar ji chilanay laga: "Haye Wah Guru! Main ne zindagi mein bohat gunah kiye hein magar iss waqt mout k chungal mein phansa hoon, mujhay bacha lay."
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Achanak aawaaz goonji: "Jhaarri ko haath se chhorr day."
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Sardar ji aawaaz sun kar ghabraye aur kehnay lagay: "Main haath kaisay chhorr doon? Hazaaron feet gehri khaee hai, neechay giron ga to mar jaon ga."
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Upper se phir aawaaz aaee: "Jab tu madad maang raha hai to phir jo kaha ja raha hai, woh kar aur jhaarri chhorr day."
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Sardar ne chand lamhay ghour kiya aur phir chila kar bolay: "Yahan koi aur hai jo meri madad ko aaye?"