WAQT KA PATA - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik dost ne doosray se poocha: "Yar agar ko aadmi so raha ho aur paas gharri bhi na ho to waqt kaisay maloom hoga?"
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Doosra dost: "Yeh bhi bhala koi poochnay ki baat hai? Bus zor zor se kuch gana shuru kardo. Parros se aawaz aaye gi, Yeh raat k do (2) bajay kya takleef shuru ho gaee hai?"