PUR AMAN - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik shakhs se jab uss k parrosiyon k baaray mein poocha gaya to uss ne barri khush dilli se jawab diya: "Meray parrosi boaht achay hein, woh hamesha pur-aman rehtay hein."
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"Phir aap ne yeh rifle kion rakhi huee hai?"
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Jawab mila: "Parrosiyon ko pur-aman rakhnay k liye."