REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - WALID KA DARR

"Dear! Aaj ham university se chhutti kartay hein, aaj mera dill tum se batein karnay ko chah raha hai. Ham aaj shehar se bahar jaein gay, uss jagah na gaarriyon ka shor ho na logon ka hujoom aur jahan tumharay dadi ka khauf ho na meray walid ka darr. Tumharay aur meray ilawa koi na ho."
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"Lekin tum wahan mujhay chherro gay to nahi?" Larki ne sawal kiya.
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"Bilkul bhi nahi." Larkay ne jaldi se jawab diya.
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"To phir wahan janay ka kya faeyda?" Larki bezaar ho kar boli.