VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DEHRIYA

"Tum Amjid se shaadi kion nahi kar laiteen?"
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"Lekin maa woh dehriya hai, jahannum per yaqeen nahi rakhta." Beti ne jawab diya.
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"To tum shaadi kar lo, ussay khud hi yaqeen aa jaye ga." Maa ne jawab diya.