VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DOCTOR VS PLUMBER

Aadhi raat k waqt doctor apnay kamray mein aaram kar raha tha keh uss ki biwi ne ussay sotay se utha kar kaha: "Toilet block ho gaya hai, plumber ko phone kar k bula lo..."
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"Aadhi raat ko phone karna munasib nahi hai." Doctor ne kaha.
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Biwi ne samjhaya: "Agar plumber ko iss waqt tumhari zuroorat parrti to woh munasib aur na munasib waqt ka khayal na karta."
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Doctor biwi ki baat se mutassir ho gaya.
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Uss ne plumber ko bulanay k liye foran phone kiya to plumber ne kaha keh main iss waqt nahi aa sakta, subh ko hazir ho jaon ga.
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Doctor ne biwi wali baat dohraee aur kaha: "Agar tum chahtay ho keh main raat k waqt tumharay bulanay pe tumharay haan aaon to tumhein bhi abhi aur issi waqt meray paas aana hoga."
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Plumber ne shikast tasleem kar li aur thorri hi dair mein woh apnay ozaaron ka thaila lay kar pohnch gaya.
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"Kya preshani hai?" Plumber ne poocha.
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Toilet block ho gaya hai." Doctor ne bataya.
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Plumber ne toilet ko chaaron taraf se ghoom kar daikha.
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Idhar udhar se thapthapaya, do (2) aik (1) ghonsay maaray.
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Phir thailay se do (2) keelein nikal iss mein daal deen.
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"Agar subh tak toilet kaam na karay to mujhay phone kar dein." Plumber doctor k jaisay style mein yeh kehtay huye apna thaila utha kar chal diya.