FUNNY URDU JOKES - TANDURUST PHOTOGRAPHER

Churchill ki 80ween saalgirah per aik akhbar k photographer ne mubarak baad pesh kartay huye kaha: "Kitna pur-lutf hoga woh din jab main aap ki 100ween saalgriah per aap ki tasveer utaaron ga."
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Boorrhay siyasi mudabbir ne photographer ko sar se paon tak daikha aur bola: "Haan mujhay to koi wajah nazar nahi aati keh tumhari yeh khawhish poori na ho. Bazahir to tum tandurust hi nazar aatay ho."