REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - AAO BAAPU

Aik sikh k betay ne kaheen se sun liya keh har shakhs ki zindagi mein aisa raaz hota hai jissay woh har shakhs se chhupata hai.
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Uss ne iss kuliye ko aazmanay ka faisla kiya.
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Ghar gaya to maa se kehnay laga: "Bay bay! Mujhay iss raaz ka pata chal gaya hai jissay tu har kisi se chhupati phirti hai."
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Maa yeh sun kar ghabra gaee, uss ne betay ko so (100) ka note diya aur kaha: "Puttar! Raaz ko chhorr, paisay lay aur ja bazar se apni koi cheez khareed la."
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Sikh sahabzada bohat khush hua.
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Thorri dair baad uss ka baap ghar aaya to seedha uss k paas gaya aur bola: "Baapu! Mujhay uss raaz ka pata chal gaya hai jissay tu saari duniya se cchupata phirta hai."
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Baap ne ussay paanch so (500) rupay diye aur kaha: "Paisay lo aur aish karo. Khabardar! Jo kisi se koi baat ki."
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Sikh puttar ki aankhein phatt gaeen.
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Uss ne socha keh paisay kamanay ka aasaan formula haath aaya hai, har kisi per aazmana chahiye.
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Sham ko doodh wala aaya to bachay ne darwazay per ja kar kaha: "Chacha! Mujhay uss raaz ka pata chal gaya hai jissay tu har kisi se chhupata hai."
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Yeh sun kar doodh walay k haath se bartan gir gaya aur doodh sara beh gaya.
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Woh aankhon mein aansu bhar ka bola: "Puttar! Agar tumhein yeh raaz pata chal gaya hai to phir 'aao baapu' keh kar aik dafa meray galay lagg jao."