FUNNY URDU JOKES - SARDAR KI BIWI

Sardar pathan se: "Main apni biwi se tang aa chuka hoon."
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Pathan: "Kion?"
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Sardar: "Jhoot bohat bolti hai."
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Pathan: "Tumhein kaisay pata chala?"
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Sardar: "Uss ne aaj subh mujhay bataya k woh kal raat apni saheli k haan soee thi, halankeh uss ki saheli k haan pichli raat mera qayam tha."