VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BAHADURI

Jarnail ne mohim sar karnay k baad aik sepahi se poocha: "Tum ne iss fatah mein kya bahaduri dikhaee?"
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"Main ne hareef k sepahi ka aik paon kaat daala." Uss ne jawab diya.
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"Paon kaatnay se kya hasil? Sar kion nahi kaata?" Jarnail ne poocha.
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"Sar to pehlay hi kata hua tha." Sepahi ne jaldi se jawab diya.