REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - CHHOR

Shohar ne biwi se kaha: "Meray dost khanay per aa rahay hein. Tum jaldi se saaman yaani gharri, guldaan, ashtray, jootay aur karakri waghaira chhupa do."
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Biwi ne heran ho kar poocha: "Kya aap k saaray dost chhor hein?"
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Shohar ne itminan se jawab diya: "Nahi bhaee, magar kaheen woh apni cheezein pehchan na lein?"