REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - PAPPU KA JAWAB

Uatad: "Saal ka sab se mukhtasir maheena kaun sa hota hai?"
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Pappu: "Janab! May."
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Ustad: "Woh kaisay?"
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Pappu: "Janab! Kion keh May mein sirf teen (3) huroof hotay hein."