REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - NAEE IJAAD

"Raat main ne khawb mein daikha keh main ne aik naee qisam ka naashta ijaad kiya hai. Main uss waqt aazmanay k liye ussay kha raha tha keh meri aankh khul gaee. Aur main ne daikha keh meray foam k gadday ka aik kona ghayeb tha."
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Tariq ne zara mayoosi se jawab diya.