VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - KHUSHKHABRI

Muddat se be-kar shohar ne ghar aa kar apni biwi ko khuskhabri sunaee: "Bohat achi mulazimat mil gaee hai. Maqool tankhaw, muft illaj, aanay janay ko sawari, aur to aur ba-tankhaw chuttiyan bhi."
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Biwi ne kaha: "Waqaee, yeh to bohat achi mulazimat hai."
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"Phir tum taiyyar rehna, somwaar (Monday) ko kaam per jana hai." Shohar bola.