VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - CHUTTI

Do (2) aadmi aik baagh mein ajeeb khail khail rahay thay.
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Aik aadmi aik jaga garrha khodta aur aagay barrh kar doosra garrha khodna shuru kar deta, jab keh doosra aadmi matti daal kar garrha band kar deta.
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Poochnay pe aik ne bataya: "Darasal ham teen (3) aadmi hotay hein. Main garrha khodta hoon, doosra phall k beej daalta hai aur teesra matti se garrhay ko bhar deta hai. Doosra aadmi aaj chutti per hai lekin ham apni duty day rahay hein."