AIK SO USSI - VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik sahb hawaee jahaz mein pehli baar safar kar rahay thay.
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Jahaz ki seerrhiyon ki taraf taizi se barrhay to airhostess ne unhein roknay k liye kaha: "Wait please."
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Unn sahb ne jaldi se kaha: "Aik so ussi (180) pounds.